Risks of Being a LOL Wife

  • Me: How was meeting Snoopeh?
  • Jimmy: HE'S SO CUTE!
  • Me: Please don't leave me for Snoopeh.
  • Jimmy: It's too late
“Why does it matter what happens to me?”

Why does it matter what happens to me?”


despite everything i’m still HUMAN

despite everything i’m still HUMAN

despite everything i’m still HUMAN
  • Ubisoft: Women are too hard to animate.
  • Michelangelo: Shit, son, the women I drew and sculpted looked like men with oranges glued to their chests, but at least I fucking *tried*.

eatsleepdraw:

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slaughterhouse90210:

“Like every girl, I only need to look up and a little to the right of me to see the hysteria that belongs to me, the one that hangs on a hook like an empty jacket and flutters with disappointment that I cannot wear her all the time. I call her my hysteric, and this personal hysteric of mine is designer made (though I’m not sure who made her), flattering and comfortable, attractive even, if you’re around people who like that sort of thing.” ― Helen Oyeyemi, The Opposite House

slaughterhouse90210:

“Like every girl, I only need to look up and a little to the right of me to see the hysteria that belongs to me, the one that hangs on a hook like an empty jacket and flutters with disappointment that I cannot wear her all the time. I call her my hysteric, and this personal hysteric of mine is designer made (though I’m not sure who made her), flattering and comfortable, attractive even, if you’re around people who like that sort of thing.”
― Helen Oyeyemi,
The Opposite House

humansofnewyork:

"Studying the brain is like working in a toy store. Nothing could be more fucking fun."
"What do you think is the greatest weakness of the brain?"
"That’s a lousy question! I’m not answering it."
"Why is it a lousy question?"
"What do you want me to say? Road rage? That we get pissed and shoot people? That the newest parts of our brain should have been in the oven a little longer? How’s that going to help you? If you ask a crappy question, you’ll never get a decent answer. You need to ask smaller questions— questions that give you a pathway to finding some pertinent information. The major advances in brain science don’t come from asking crappy questions like ‘What is Consciouness?’ They come from microanalysis. They come from discovering pertinent information at the cellular level."

The Belle Brigade - Ashes 

And the ashes in the air 

Can be collected and confined

To the shape we used to make 

But the weight is gone